and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
There r osticjed everywhere
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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