Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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