Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
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obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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