it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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