He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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