After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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