Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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