Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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