And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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