But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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