Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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