i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Why is your signature on my underwear?
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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