I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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