Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
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