She is in my trunk
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I just want nice things and good sex
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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