oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
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This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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