singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
The ass gains better be worth it
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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