Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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