Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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