I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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