your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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