Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Randomize
