What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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