she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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