i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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