What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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