ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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