booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Your topless pictures make me question reality
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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