Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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