My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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