Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
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