Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
My bed smells like the plague
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