I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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