"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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