so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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