you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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