you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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