So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Sober January is a disaster.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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