True but thats because hes a fetus.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
