Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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