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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I need to calm my uterus...
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