Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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