Do you still have your period?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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