Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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