Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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