There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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