DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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