We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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