I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
