We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Let's paint friendship bongs
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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