I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
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Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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