i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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